Tweet, twit, twat
Monday, August 9th, 2010
We all wonder that, K-lo.
The world stopped spinning for a second…
Sunday, June 13th, 2010
…I thought K-Lo said that Noonington was sober.
K-Lo, editress
Saturday, June 12th, 2010
And while the Empire State Building may not be interested in Mother Teresa, Donahue, who has a demonstration planned for the birthday, is doing his part to shine a bright light on her life again, something that can’t hurt the many students and families who he has turned onto the campaign. I find myself, as I often do, saying “Good for Bill!”
And I find myself, as I often do, saying “WTF?!”
Remember, K-Lo is supposed to be the bright light over at the Blog at Poo Corner, the most intellectually dishonest rest-stop on the Information Super Highway.
Tweet, twit, twat
Thursday, May 6th, 2010
But you can always pull off the prom dress, eh, K-Lo. Oh, wait. Never mind.
K-Lo plays with dolls
Thursday, April 15th, 2010
K-Lo, the doyenne of the Blog at Poo Corner, the most intellectually dishonest rest-stop on the Information Super Highway, is so clever, she has posted some wingnut’s photoshop of a Teabagger Barbie, complete with sign about socialism and a Don’t Tread on Me teeshirt.
I wonder how long before the very litigous Mattel Corporation demands it be taken down?
The Real Catholic Scandal, according to K-Lo…
Saturday, April 10th, 2010
…is not Priests raping little boys and girls (and in some instances tying them up to have their way with them), but that Malkkkin’s faith is shaken.
(Fair warning! The link takes you to that sketchy rest stop on the Information Superhighway, the most intellectually dishonest collection of nincompoops on the web, The Blog at Poo Corner.)
Elections make the NRO a hotbed of unbridled lust!
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009
(Change one letter in our post’s title, and you probably are closer to The Great Truth.)
Who knew that Our Virgin of the Immaculate Cheesecake was such a naughty gal?
(Hat tip: Morse who found it at FDL)
K-Lo denies everything!
Thursday, April 23rd, 2009Claims she was in Jersey at the time
Giant Mystery Blob Discovered Near Dawn of Time. A newly found primordial blob may represent the most massive object ever discovered in the early universe, researchers announced today.
¡K-lo jumps the shark!
Tuesday, April 21st, 2009
Truth is stranger than fiction. But when two pop-culture phenoms collide (in this case Twitter and American Idol) with K-Lo, I think it means the end for both of them.
K-Lo: feminist
Tuesday, April 14th, 2009
Professional virgin Kathryn Jean Lopez worries that boys are lost in the shuffle, and Disney wonders, “What do adolescent boys want?” Hey, for $75 I can tell ‘em what adolescent (and adult) boys want to watch and what they want play with.
Tweet, twit, twat
Monday, April 13th, 2009
Somehow, I suspect that Ol’ Virginity Chose Me K-Lo has no idea how true those words are.
Yes, I am a sick bastard. I’m following K-Lo now. Heh-heh.
Shorter K-Lo:
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009(Fair Warning! The link takes you to the creamy-filled center of Wingnuttia!)
K-Lo 2.0
Saturday, March 14th, 2009
Now considering that most of the so-called blog entries that the virginal (and never-been-chased) K-Lo does are smaller than the Twitter limit, and that they mostly are directed as aside comments to her fellow featherheads at “The Blog on Pooh Corner,” wouldn’t you think she’d have some grasp of Twitter?
Shorter K-Lo:
Friday, March 13th, 2009
“Bristol: I need the comfort of a man, gimme Levi’s phone number, ‘K?”
Yes, another warm K-Lo moment saying that the pleasures of virginity outweigh hot, sweaty sex with a swarthy, enthusiastic 17 year old hocky player, hung like a baby rhino, with thighs like pistons that can keep going all night…
(Fair Warning: the link goes to the very heart and soul of Wingnuttia — if it had either a heart of a soul.)
Shorter K-Lo:
Friday, February 6th, 2009Except for Bill Clinton, that is.
(Fair warning! The link takes you to Wingnuttia)
Shorter K-Lo:
Saturday, January 17th, 2009“If only there were cell phones when Mitt was in high school. Pass the Sarah Lee.”
Fair Warning: the link goes to the crunchy center of Wingnuttia.
That darned liberal media…
Monday, January 5th, 2009K-Lo did not get a Press Pass to cover the inauguration!
Perhaps if she has not used a crayon, or maybe had some semblance of subject-verb agreement in her application…
K-Lo must be needing new batteries about now
Thursday, July 17th, 2008Mitt, Mitt, Mitt… we’ve gone over this before. Making stuff up to get what you want is called “lying.” Lying is bad. Can you say “bad,” Mittens? I knew you could.
