Maggie Gallagher sees the Prop 8 future, and weeps

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, August 4th, 2010

We have little doubt that this trial judge is going to knock down Prop. 8. I hope I’m proven wrong tomorrow. This has been a judge that looks pretty eager to make a historic decision.

– Maggie Gallagher, chairman of the National Organization for Marriage

Poor Maggie Gallagher, what a tough summer she has had. First, Carrie Prejean (the notorious finger-banging Xristian Sensation, and Gallagher’s own shower-nozzle masturbation fetish object) gets married, and of course NOM’s own Feel the Hate bus tours to spread the word of the evils of marriage equality have been poorly attended. And now Chief U.S. District Judge Vaughn Walker is set to rule today on the landmark case that might overturn the controversial limiting of civil liberties against gay and lesbian people.

As Maggie Gallagher weeps…

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, July 8th, 2010

Poor Ethics-challenged Homophobe, former unwed mother and known beauty queen stalker, El Presidente for Life of the failed social engineering non-profit National Organization for Marriage (NOM, which may be a front for the Mormon Church), Chimpy’s shills for hire, the auture of the much-ridiculed Gathering Storm ad, Maggie Gallagher must be having a terrible week:

  • Last week, The Supreme Court ruled against the gay-marriage opponents in an unambiguous 8-to-1 decision holding that petition-signers don’t have a constitutional right to privacy—a reasonable conclusion, given that the petitions were circulated in front of Wal-Mart, among other public venues.
  • And now, a U.S. district judge in Boston, Massachusetts declared Thursday in two separate rulings that a nation-wide ban on same-sex marriage is unconstitutional because it prohibits individual states from defining what marriage is and is not.
  • CARRIE PREJEAN, The topless Xristian sensation and infamous finger-banging soft-core underaged porn actress, homophobic decrowned/deflowered failed beauty queen, and shower-nozzle masturbation fetish-object of Maggie Gallagher, got straight-married.

NOM: “Carrie who?”

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, November 21st, 2009

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Yes, the inevitable has happened: Ethics-challenged Homophobe, former unwed mother and known beauty queen stalker, El Presidente for Life of the failed social engineering non-profit National Organization for Marriage (NOM, which may be a front for the Mormon Church), Chimpy’s shills for hire, the auture of the much-ridiculed Gathering Storm ad, Maggie Gallagher has scrubbed the taint of Carrie Prejean from the NOM website.

According to the Colorado Independent…

Carrie Prejean, the decrowned Miss California USA and darling of the Christian right, appears to have been scrubbed from the National Organization for Marriage website. The move comes in the wake of a TMZ interview with the man whom Prejean reportedly met through MySpace and had a four-day hotel fling with in 2007. He alleges Prejean sent a series of sex tapes to him over the next couple of years. It’s the latest chapter in the story of Prejean’s partygirl past, which keeps leaking into the public sphere, ruining what had been her budding career as a Christian-values conservative politics spokesperson.

Poor Maggie Gallagher, alone with her WaterPik, weeps in the shower.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

Carrie Prejean: the bakery called, they want their cupcakes back

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

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The infamous homophobe and decrowned/deflowered failed beauty queen, soft-core underaged porn actress, and shower-nozzle masturbation fetish-object of NOM’s lesbian-challenged unwed mother Maggie Gallagher, CARRIE PREJEAN is being sued to reimburse the Miss California Pageant for her boob job.

(Hat tip: Moeman)

Take THAT, Maggie!

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

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The nominal head of NOM (National Organization for Marriage, AKA the Pity Party), the homophobic Catholic and formerly unwed mother, infamous Dan Quayle-supporting Murphy Brown-bashing, and Chimpy’s ethically-challenged Flack for Hire, Maggie Gallagher, has another notch to add to her belt, so to speak, of losses.

As the DesMoines Register tells us…

Democrats retained a fiercely contested House seat in a special election Tuesday, turning aside Republican hopes to showcase a victory as a sign that Iowa’s political tide has turned.

Maggie, displaying her usual organizational excellence, decided to create The Reclaim Iowa Project, arrived late in the state and late the race, and spent $86,000 to run one of NOM’s unremarkable ads on the teevee machine constantly, and to no avail. And this one didn’t even involve talking corpses discussing the weather in some sort of Gothic-lampoon production of Our Town.

Maggie, we Scissorheads salute you, and hope you continue to run these sorts of campaigns, spending all the money you have on nothing.

UPDATE 1: NOM faces multiple ethics violations accusations in Iowa and Maine.

Maggie bleats on-and-on on gay marriage (again)

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, August 20th, 2009

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Poor Maggie Gallagher. The homophobic Xristian and formerly unwed mother, Chimpy’s notoriously ethics-challenged hack-for-hire and the nominal president of NOM (AKA the Pity Party), she who fetishized failed beauty queen and topless Xristian-lite-porn model sensation, Carrie Prejean, into early retirement, feels that she was almost trapped, Trapped, TRAPPED into what Mooselini calls Gotcha Journalism. But using her slow wits, she managed to decline her tormentor’s questions, but then blogged her answer, anyway, at the Blog at Poo Corner, the most intellectually dishonest spot on the innernets, where she knew that no one would question her.

Steve Chapman, of the Chicago Tribune asks a simple question of the foes of marriage equality, make a prediction about what will happen in states that allow same-sex marriage — “…to make simple, concrete predictions about measurable social indicators — marriage rates, divorce, out-of-wedlock births, child poverty, you name it.”

Now, considering that is a pretty open-ended question, and is exactly the sort of soapbox that Gallagher usually gets on and brays endlessly about how marriage equality is the end of the world as we know it, it seems surprising that she would “politely decline” to answer. (And in fairness to her colleagues in hatred, none of them responded…)

But then, here’s her answer in her post at the Blog at Poo Corner:

In gay-marriage states, a large minority people committed to traditional notions of marriage will feel afraid to speak up for their views, lest they be punished in some way.

Public schools will teach about gay marriage.

Parents in public schools who object to gay marriage being taught to their children will be told with increasing public firmness that they don’t belong in public schools and their views will not be accomodated [sic] in any way.

Religous [sic] institutions will face new legal threats (especially soft litigation threats) that will cause some to close, or modify their missions, to avoid clashing with the government’s official views of marriage (which will include the view that opponents are akin to racists for failing to see same-sex couples as married).

Support for the idea “the ideal for a child is a married mother and father” will decline.

Aside from the typos, Maggies answer, oddly, is not the sort of measurable societal indicators that Chapman was asking for. Those are the scare tactic responses, which in all honesty are boiled down to this: if you allow marriage equality, then we who want to discriminate against gays and lesbians will have no where to go.

See? I told you the Blog at Poo corner is the most intellectually dishonest spot on the innernets.

While Maggie Gallagher and NOM gently weeps

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

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That noted Xristian and under-aged soft core porn model, the surgically augmented Carrie Prejean, Miss California and shower-nozzle masturbation and fetish object of the known beauty queen stalker, Maggie Gallagher,the titular head of the bigoted National Organization for Marriage (aka “the Pitty Party”), has been stripped of her crown and essentially fired.

Prejean was not fired, as you might imagine for the porno-shoots, not for the outspoken-ness of her bigoted ways, but for breech of contract. Prejean it seems found being a beauty queen too taxing for her to do in addition to her rightwing activities and missed too many promotional appearances to keep the title.

Oh, Maggie: this is another fail:

Maggie Gallagher has had some work done…

Posted by Tengrain Friday, May 29th, 2009

…or lost some weight or something. And if you think this is far from the truth, think again.

(Hat tip: Pam’s House Blend via Jesus General on Twitter)

Maggie takes Manhattan! (or tries to)

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, May 28th, 2009

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Noted homophobe and outrageous beauty queen stalker, former single mother and shill for hire, Maggie Gallagher, the auture of the much-ridiculed Gathering Storm ad opposing marriage equality, and nominal president of NOM is now terrorizing New York about the dangers of same-sex marriage.

As usual, her premise that marriage belongs exclusively between a man and a woman, cannot be argued on its merits, so once again she brings in kids to be virtual human shields. Besides using a more “ethnic” voice for New York (a first for the very, very white NOM), this time around they are citing single events that happened in California as what would be the standard if love wins the state.

Well, see for yourself:

But I must counter this premise of kids finding out about love in all its different guises: so what if kids learn that they can marry whoever they want? I don’t understand the problem here. I think what Maggie and the haters are really trying to say is that marriage equality takes away their right to take away the rights of others, or something equally confusing.

“I paint what I see…”

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

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Beauty queen stalker and former unwed mother, the noted homophobe Maggie Gallagher is bracing for yet another fail. New York looks to be the next state to embrace love over bigotry, regardless of the hapless Gallagher’s childish rants about, well, children being the true victims of marriage equality.

The NYTimes reports that Gallagher’s minions resources are stretched thin, and though Maggie denies it, she does note that NOM wishes it had started its hate-fueled Pity Party earlier:

“I wish I would have started six years ago,” said Maggie Gallagher, who founded the National Organization for Marriage, based in Princeton, N.J., in 2007. “I would have a state organization. I would have a director who’s a National Organization for Marriage person who’s directly lobbying. But that’s not where I am.”

So, where she does not have resources, feet on the street, now Maggie is ginning up a 20,000 strong hispanic anti-gay ralley that no one seems to know anything about, but she promised the trogs at the Blog at Pooh Corner that she will get back to them with details.

Another one bites the dust

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, May 16th, 2009

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Poor Maggie Gallagher, the formerly unwed mother and known beauty queen stalker, El Presidente for Life of the National Organization for Marriage (NOM aka the Pity Party, which may indeed be a front for the Mormon Church) is losing yet another state in the hatred column to the Demon Love, as New Hampshire looks to approve marriage equality, as the governor has promised to sign the measure with some slight modifications.

Using her deft media saavy (after all Gallagher was one of Chimpy’s shills for hire – the going price for selling out is $40k), Gallagher is now playing an odious and idiotic TV ad in New Hampshire – sort of putting hay in the barn after the horse have been let out. The ad, reminiscent of the ones played here in California for Proposition 8, focus on the specious claims that by law, children will be indoctrinated about being gay in public schools.

You can practically smell the flop sweat on NOM at this point. They cannot argue their position on merit, so they use children as propoganda tools. With traditional values like that, who needs them to protect the children.

Gallagher goes missing!

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

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Beauty queen stalker and noted homophobe, Maggie Gallagher, has announced that she is taking a few days off from the Pity Party and Hate Campaign.

I want to announce: I will not be doing any major TV appearances over the next few days, because this is Carrie’s moment and she and her people should decide who speaks on her behalf today and from now on… To the many major television producers who have asked me to appear today, let me say this: If by next week you are still interested in putting me on TV to ask about my, and the National Organization for Marriage’s, role in this cultural moment, I will be happy to be back on the air debating my critics, and the critics of those who support marriage.

– Maggie Gallagher

Is it a coincidence that Gallagher’s announcement comes on the heels of famous Xristian soft-core surgically-enhanced porn star Carrie Prejean’s latest topless pictures (“New and improved! Now with nipples!”) were released on the web? Maggie, you’ll go blind!

0 for 5, Maggie!

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, May 7th, 2009

Failed civil rights denier and formerly unwed single mother, homophobe president of the failed social engineering non-profit, National Organization for Marriage, and noted auture of the highly mocked Gathering Storm ad, Maggie Gallagher might be finding herself and her organization in a bit of a quandry this morning after yet another state decided to allow same-sex marriage.

Besides failing at banning same-sex marriage since the founding of their Pity Party, it is starting to come to light that NOM might be a front organization for the Mormon Church.

For those playing along at home, Maggie Gallagher is noted for not disclosing her funding sources. As a shill-for-hire, she was paid in excess of $40,000 to help Chimpy promote his marriage initiatives, but the ethics-challenged Gallagher did not disclose that fact when writing her syndicated columns. She saw it as no conflict of interest. She has a pattern of doing this.

The organization Californians Against Hate
has been requesting the financial reports that NOM is legally required to file that itemize where their money is coming from – it is part of California’s sunshine laws that non-profits must disclose within 30 days of receiving the request.

We are beyond day 40, and there is no response from Maggie or NOM.

NOM’s collateral damage control

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

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Former unwed mother and shill-for-hire vulgarian homophobe president of NOM, and notorious beauty queen stalker, Maggie Gallagher, distances herself and the Pity Party from the Lolita-esque soft-core surgically enhanced Xristian Xrazy homophobe, Carrie Prejean:

A number of media sources have described Carrie Prejean as a spokesperson for the National Organization for Marriage.

As we made clear at our press conference yesterday: Carrie appeared with NOM as a private citizen; she does not work for the National Organization for Marriage. She is a spokesperson for her own views, as anyone watching her can tell.

We are grateful to Carrie Prejean for her willingness to stand up for marriage. We would love to work with Carrie in the future if she chooses, and we wish her well in all her future endeavors whatever she chooses. We’re proud of her. Americans are proud of her. She is a remarkable young woman. Thank you, Carrie.

It should be noted that NOM has pulled the ads featuring Prejean, and the Miss California pageant officials are looking into whether or not Prejean has violated her contract — on many clauses it seems.

Maggie Gallagher’s shower-nozzle masturbation fantasies continue!

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

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Homophobic beauty queen stalker and notorious shill-for-hire, NOM’s own Maggie Gallagher probably fainted in the shower with the nozzle firmly grasped between her vice-like thighs when she learned that Carrie Prejean did nude modeling at the tender age of 17.

The post-modern Anita Bryant, Prejean, had this to say:

I am a Christian, and I am a model. Models pose for pictures, including lingerie and swimwear photos. Recently, photos taken of me as a teenager have been released surreptitiously to a tabloid Web site that openly mocks me for my Christian faith. I am not perfect, and I will never claim to be.

Prejean does not say if her Xristian imperfections lead to her boob job.

(Hat tip: JC Christian via Twitter)

Getting what you deserve, whether you deserve it or not

Posted by Tengrain Monday, May 4th, 2009

Known shill-for-hire and vicious homophobe, the life-long foe of Murphy Brown (and former single mother herself), Maggie Gallagher, continues to take no prisoners in her war for stupidity quest to deny civil rights to gays and lesbians.

After stalking her prey signing Miss California USA, Carrie Prejean, to her cause, Maggie leaves the failed beauty queen to dangle in the wind as a post-modern Anita Bryant – and clearly Prejean is not, um, a Rhodes Scholar:

Maggie is no fool (well, actually she is, but I think you know this is a rhetorical flourish), and knows she cannot frame the debate any longer as denying civil rights to a group of people, so instead her tactic is to say that Adam and Steve getting hitched is chilling free speech and denying religious liberties to others.

Here, striking footage of Sasquatch Maggie appears on The Living Museum of 80s Power Suspenders guest hosted by Joy Behar.

Even one of the repellent and untalented Baldwin brothers cannot do much more than embarrass himself.

But wait! There’s more fun to be had – David Schuster takes no prisoners with the strange Max Headroom-like talking head of NOM, Brian Brown:

Well, after so much snark, we need to conclude with the cutest couple ever, who hopefully will be able to tie the knot soon:

Miss California is being stalked!

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

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Imagine you are some sweet, young, failed beauty queen being chased by a troll like Maggie Gallagher, known shill for hire and notorious sex-phobic President of NOM?

You may recall last week, Gallagher suggested getting Miss California to be the face of her pity party after she lost the Miss USA contest. And now Gallagher is stalking her!

NOM nominates nominally talented Sci-Fi writer to their BOD

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, April 25th, 2009

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President of the gay-phobic National Organization for Marriage (NOM), noted for being Chimpy’s shill for hire, and tireless foe of Murphy Brown, Maggie Gallagher, is pleased to announce that NOM suckered in another rube to their sad, dismal, and failing pity-party has a new member on the Board of Directors, Orson Scott Card.

But who is this Card, of whom Maggie Gallagher speaks?

The press release from the NOM website says:

Orson Scott Card, a distinguished novelist, a professor of writing and literature at Southern Virginia University, and a columnist, recently joined the board of directors of the National Organization of Marriage (NOM)… “We’re extremely honored that Orson Scott Card has joined with NOM in our shared mission to protect marriage and the faith communities that sustain it,” said Maggie Gallagher, president of NOM, “He is one of the great science fiction writers of our time and a real voice of courage and intellect on behalf of marriage.”

A quick trip to Amazon to find the latest tome, Ender’s Game, of the noted Southern Virginia U’s intellect and Sci-Fi writer Orson Scott Card reveals the first sentence of his book: I’ve watched through his eyes, I’ve listened through his ears, and I tell you he’s the one.

A further glance down the page, the ever-modest Card gives himself a 5-star review, which includes this graf:

For those who have commented that the reason the book is awful is because I don’t describe, or my language is so very direct and plain, I must point out that there are several stylistic traditions available to a writer.

– Orson Scott Card

I am glad to see that NOM continues to attract the best and the brightest. And from the world of fiction, he ought to fit in.

UPDATE: The badguys in Card’s one-handed reading book are called The Buggers. Nice.

A storm has arrived (and NOM is scared s***less)

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

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Perez “You dumb b—tch” Hilton is typical of the new face of the gay-marriage movement in America. (Joining Frank “you are all bigots” Rich among others). And I would like to nominate Miss California as the new face of the marriage movement. Much better than mine! “Truth and love will prevail over lies and hate.”

But beauty never hurt.

– Maggie Gallagher, Founder and President of NOM

The stress of going 24×7 of ugly and stupid is finally hitting Maggie “I hate Murphy Brown” Gallagher, notorious paid (and undisclosed) shill of the Chimpy McStagger marriage initiatives and budding auteur of the “Gathering Storm” instant camp classic internet movie, which has spawned a thousand mockeries.

Gallagher has time and again established that she has questionable ethics, questionable morals, and questionable intellect, has now established that she has a thin skin, too.

Take THAT, Maggie!

Posted by Tengrain Monday, April 20th, 2009

Frank Rich tears into the Gathering Storm:

WHAT would happen if you crossed that creepy 1960s horror classic “The Village of the Damned” with the Broadway staple “A Chorus Line”? You don’t need to use your imagination. It’s there waiting for you on YouTube under the title “Gathering Storm”: a 60-second ad presenting homosexuality as a national threat second only to terrorism.

Shorter National Organization for Marriage (the storm is gathering, and they are still afraid)

Posted by Tengrain Sunday, April 19th, 2009

“Steve Schmidt is a doo-doo head loser.”

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Former single-mother and foe of Murphy Brown’s single motherhood, and notorious homophobe, Maggie Gallagher, has no rational counter-argument to Steve Schmidt’s address to the GOP Uncle Tom’s Log Cabin Club and so decides to attack her GOP opponent, instead. This is great theater.

Now, I’m all in favor of a civil war in Wingnuttia. I love win-win fights for Progressives. Maggie is not going to take this sitting down – there’s lying down, too. And no one knows more about lying than Maggie “I took money from Chimpy to promote his causes and did not disclose that fact willingly” Gallagher.

FYI, the best line of the NOM press release: “People are responding very powerfully to our ads and other messaging…”

Indeed.

Another day, another gathering storm — and they are still afraid

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

Maggie Gallagher quietly weeps into her Grey Goose. But cheer up, Mag, it’s not just for breakfast anymore!

I actually kinda like this one – they used the audition tapes as study guides, clearly.

But there’s more: Rachel Maddow!